March 2012
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ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum wants to watch Top Gear, but it turns out his DVR got confused and recorded the shitty American version.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is running late for work and waiting on his only clean clothes to dry then checks the dryer and finds that his clothes are still wet.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum blogs “Ask Box is Open!” but gets no messages.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sends an innocent text message to his mother and autocorrect makes it say something racy.
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the movies and sits next to someone who has an endless variety of crunchy snacks in loud, crinkly wrappers.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is driving on the highway and the cars in both lanes ahead of him are driving at the exact same speed and refuse to pass one another.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum bends over at a water fountain to take a drink, the stream shoots up his nose.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
“I hope Rick Santorum has semen in his teeth and no one tells him.”
– My mother (via sherlock-who)
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum changes lanes on the highway he gets in the wrong lane every time.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope all of Rick Santorum’s hot tubs run cold.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is talking to someone he wants to impress and someone else walks by him and silently farts.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true.
February 2012
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ydda asked: IS MY TUMBLR NOT KOALA TEA ENOUGH FOR YOU, MEGAN?
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Anonymous asked: I have to disagree to some extent. The companions in Doctor Who are almost always female, and romances are definitely included. They made Watson a girl because they are "trying to be different," but I agree the real reason is to appeal more to the general American public with a heterosexual relationship.
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moraniarty:
well well.
cbs
that’s an interesting decision you’ve made.
I love Lucy Liu, a lot, but I feel like this is just…. AUGH! It feels so blatantly American. I feel like they’re trying to one-up the BBC version by having a bunch of (hetero) sexual tension. And I feel like the mentality behind that is that they think that’s what people really want to watch. I could...
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Morning is mocking me. SHUT UP: s.o.s. →
manafromheaven:
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moonkistforlife:
Freaking out a little bit. Just hear me out.
My mom’s credit card got stolen. We have zero.
Zero. Literally.
I just helped scrape the rest of the change under the sofa and in drawers to get gas money for driving…
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